unbreakable

everyone has a different hustle. the other night we were chilling, having dinner over the boardwalk and we were watching this dude do some unbelievable shit. there are lots of street performers and stuff but this dude took the cake. he was in his mid 20´s i´d say and looked like he wasn´t doing so well. he had these two buddies that put him up to this, we were pretty sure anyways. this dude went into the garbage can and pulled out a bunch of glass bottles(everyone is walking and drinking here). he then wraps the bottles in his shirt... takes them down to the beach and breaks them with some rocks. he comes back up and lays the shirt on the ground and spreads the glass out on the shirt. this dude then tries to get peoples attention and donations by laying down on the glass and suspending his arms and legs while doing it. we were like "ohhhhh noo". the tragic part was that no one was stopping and watching or kicking him change. he kept doing it over and over. then he would go over to his buddies sitting on the side and you could tell he was like "i don´t wanna do this anymore guys, it hurts, i think i´m bleeding.... am i bleeding??" as he is turning his back to them trying to wipe the glass shards off. then his buddies were like "naw dude you´re golden... we need this money, you´re doing awesome!".... haha it was hilarious to watch. then after a while he was just sitting on the ground, hunched over like "my job sucks".... then he would get brave again and one or two people would stop... shake their head and move on. his boys weren´t trying to hype him and bring people over or anything, in fact the only thing they were doing was getting more bottles to smash while they blazed down by the beach.... you could see the look on the dudes face when they grabbed more bottles like "please no"...lol. glassman was a special breed of dumby.