miceail's misadventures

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A young guy getting older, figuring his place in the world by seeing it. Trying not to live with regret but living with sacrifices made. Getting by with height, humor and humility

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

thinning


like seinfeld, in our circle of friends there is always jokes about who is going bald, who's losing it the fastest and what is getting done to prevent it and/or hide it. i aint even touching getting gray either. its definitely a thing guys can get touchy about. i mean no one WANTS to have the costanza... but inevitably it happens to some dudes. i've been blessed to not have to worry about it so much(knock on wood) but i rock the short cut for ball anyways. call it what you will; "the jean luc"(my favorite), "the widows peak", "the monk".

some of us got hit early. kieron (in my fav story where the barber looks down at his head and says... "there aint too much left to work with here buddy, you ever thought of shaving your head?), ingente (in grade 10.... maybe earlier... suffering folical sparsity), johnny(the scar) and habib(the receeder). some its gradual....

but when it does happen most dudes with any kind of sense shave the dome.... the problem is when they get lazy and let that grow. then there is andje and patrick making it look like a danny glover impersonator convention. the lenahan brothers will respond to this threat(pardon the pun) by growing out as much hair as possible until they look like extras from the movie braveheart.

looking forward to our 30's, 40's and 50's when hairplugs, hats, dye jobs and comb-overs make things borderline ridiculous
jean luc brought dignity to it all

pretty sure andje is gonna turn into the dude from the jeffersons(except with bigger guns)

thanks to paul for sending me this. call it foreshadowing. it's when playing with the clips is like using the force to see the future.... do you really want that? i couldn't stop laughing for a bit. especially remembering the arguements between him and belize boy over who's baldness is cooler

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope you will be attending my funeral after linking my name to that photo!!

5:28 PM  
Blogger ronious said...

Hahaaha...that story was told in STRICT confidence! ahhh well-i suppsoe I do make the jean luc look work as opposed to george jefferson-aka-Andjeffa!

10:21 PM  

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